FUNNY Jokes SMS

This is the best website for all types of latest Jokes SMS. All SMS are well organized in diffrent categories so that you can easily find Jokes SMS for every day,every mood, every moment, every occasion.

 

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QUESTION AND ANSWER SMS

1 ..  LOGIC QUESTIONS

1) When will a horse have 6 legs?

2)When does Monday come before Sunday

3)When do you find a lot of cities …

 

 

PUZZLE SMS

1 ..  Question: Take the letters  ERGRO , put three letters in-front of it and same three letters behind to form a common English word …

 

 

INSULT SMS

ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?…….Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle apni adatein theek karo..!okHaha

 

DOUBLE MEANING SMS

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? …….. Taar khali ho jati hay.Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;-

LOVE STORIES SMS

1 .. “A Little but Sweet Love Story” BOY:Dekho mene naya cell lia!GIRL:Wah! chalo ” TAJ ” me Party dedo!In Evening…

 

 

FUNNY WHATSAPP HINDI SMS

HERE ARE NEW FUNNY HINDI SMS… Hubby came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop and started working. Wife: Peeke a…

 

 

GOOD MORNING SMS

New Morning+New Aim+New Achievement+Ur Dedication+Commitment=Success Just do it & win it Good Morning HaVe A lUcKy SuNdAy. …

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Cool Jokes SMS Collection

Following is the collection of latest Jokes SMS. Lets Enjoy this new collettion and share with your friends and relatives.

1.
Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?
Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.

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2.
Ques – Santa ne aag mein jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai kyun ?
Ans – Kunki sabi 7 log FIREMEN they.

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3.
Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Don’t worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

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4.
Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. 🙂

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5.
GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi’
GADHA Paani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???
Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai…
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6.
1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
GF- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata

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Good Day Jokes SMS – New! SMS Shayari

Walk SMS Message, Walking is the best exercise
Walking is the best exercise..!
‘Walk Away’ from arguments that lead you to nowhere but anger.
‘Walk Away’ from people who deliberately put you down.
‘Walk Away’ from any thought that reduces your worth.
‘Walk Away’ from failures and fears that stifle your dreams.
The more you
‘Walk Away’ from things that poison your soul,
the happier your life would be.
Gift Yourself A Walk Towards Happiness.
GOOD MORNING
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Mushkil raahen bhi assan ho jati hai
Mushkil raahen bhi assan ho jati hai,
Har raah par pehchaan ho jati hai,
Jo log muskura kar kehte hain,
‘SHUKAR HAI MaLIK KA…’
Kismat uski gulam ho jati ha..
GOOD MORNING
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Full Form of Today
T – This is an
O – Opportunity to
D – Do your tasks and
A – Accomplish work of
Y – Yesterday!
Good Day!
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Har inayat har khushi aapki ho
Har inayat har khushi aapki ho,
mahak uthe wo mahfil jisme hansi aapki ho,
koi bhi lamha ap udas na ho,
khuda kare Zannat jaisi zindagi aapki ho.
GOOD MORNING
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A butterfly lives only for few days
A butterfly lives only for few days,
but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts.
Each moment in life is indeed precious,
live it fully,
live it lively.
Good Day!
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A good morning creates a good mood
A good morning creates a good mood,
A good mood creates a good work
A good work creates a good day
A good day make u happy
ur happiness make me happy.
Good Morning
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A New Day is a new blessing
A NEW DAY is a new blessing.
Dont let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today.
Today has its own promise of love, forgiveness, joy & success.
Enjoy it.
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Sending u 10000 smiles take
Sending u 10000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 9999 under ur pillow..
Pick out 1 every morning bcoz
I want 2 see u smiling always..
Good day
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Having d Courage to say No
Having d Courage to say No to d Little Things In Life Will Give U
The Power to say YES to the BIG Things.
GMrng GDay!
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START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt
Source : Jokes SMS