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SMS Joke – 3

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai….

ek aadmi uthata hai:

Aadmi: Hello !

Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo !:D

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Aadmi: Kaun hai be ?

Baccha: Ek Insan

Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol ?

Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu !

Aadmi: Teri to esi ki tesi! Kahaan rehta hai ?

Baccha: Prithvi pe !

Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya ?

Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye !

Aadmi: Ruk saale! apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad.

Baccha: Hello papa, main chhotu 😛

 

SMS Joke – 2

Santa was doing experiment with cockroach.

First he cut it’s one leg and told, “Walk, Walk”. Cockroach walked.

Then he cut it’s second leg and told, “walk, walk”. Cockroach still walked.

Then he cut the third leg and told, “Walk, walk”.

At last, he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it to walk!

But now, the cockroach did not walk.

Santa said loudly, ” I found it. I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf.”

 

 

SMS Joke – 1

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.

Santa : Bad.

Interviewer : Come.

Santa : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Santa : Pichlli.

Interviewer : U G L Y??

Santa : PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer : Shut Up…

Santa : Keep Talking…

Interviewer : Get Out.

Santa : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God…

Santa : Oh my Devil…

Interviewer : U r Rejected.

Santa : I am Selected… BALLE BALLLE!!!

😀 😀 😀

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Jokes Sms

जो लडकिया किसी को भी भाई बना लेती है

ऐसी लडकियो को भी काले पानी की सजा मिलनी चाहिए।
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he:रिचार्ज कूपन का नंबर डाला तो “नॉट वैलिड” शो कर रहा है_मूड ख़राब हो गया कसम से
He:कितने का कूपन था_
She:Rs10 का_
He:या अल्लाह रहम

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Whn some1 says “Will be there in 10 minutes”, but comes b4 that.

Me: Sahi hai bc

But whn they come after half an hour.

Me: Mar ja bc

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Dear Sir,
If age for marriage is 21 n drinking is 25.
Pls throw some light on how to survive 4 years of marriage?

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Today traffic police is proactive early morning,

on my way saw a cop stopping a girl:
Cop: Licence dikhao
Girl: Dekh kar delete kar dena

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customer care: hello ma’am, we have this exclusive package for you. kya aap apne do minute de sakti hai? girl: abhi ni, mom hai. call later.

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Me: What? Are you mad?
Friend: This sounds unbelievable but it’s true, a girl in Mumbai has posted a pic of her on Insta with no filters

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Waiter : I have Fever

Doctor : Ok I am writing you some medicines take them with some water.

Waiter : Sir Regular water or Mineral Water ?

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” गलतफ़हमी की इंतहा तो देखो…
पत्नी, पति से नाराज़ होकर बात नहीँ कर रही और
सोचती है
वह पति को
” सजा ” दे रही है . .

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*भोजन करने से पहले इन 3 को धन्यवाद करे*
*”ईश्वर”*
*किसान*
और
*40/45 डिग्री में प्यार से भोजन बनाने वाली को*!

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Doctor: “हाँ बताइये, क्या तकलीफ है?”
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लड़की: “उल्टियाँ हो रही हैं…”
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Doctor: “क्या खाया था?”
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लड़की: “प्यार में धोखा..!!”

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बॉय :-

तेरे प्यार ने मुझे ऐसा प्यासा बनाया
तेरे प्यार ने मुझे ऐसा प्यासा बनाया







गर्ल :-
तू 2 मिनट रुक मैं पानी पि के आई।

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जिंदगी में एक बात याद रखना दोस्तों
हर हेलमेट पहनने वाले लौंडे के पास DL नहीं होता।
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College Life SMS

Tamil College Jokes

Top 5 High disappointing situations..

  1. Bestfriend with ur own figure.
  2. 10mark bit asked in 2mark.
  3. HOD sitting near u on tour.
  4. Super figure crossin u, when u r wit ur dad.
  5. Teachers distributing ur testpaper infront of ur Junior girl/boy students….

Enna koduma sir ithu..

 

 

Kanner Thuli

Intha Ulagathula

” Unmaiyana paasathuku, kadaisi ‘parisu’

yethu Theriuma,

” kaneer ”

Thuli Than”….

 

 

Good night friends…

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

 

Student : Puriyala sir.

 

Good night friends!.

 

 

College sms

 

Most funniest situation in student life.

 

V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says

 

PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..

 

 

Funny College Sms

University First vara IDEA:

3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu

Brush Pannittu Kulliraa

Irundhaalum Kullinga….

 

4:30 Mani Aayidum

Ammaavai Yezhupinaa

Coffee-yo Tea-yo

Tharuvaanga

 

5 Manikku Kellambi

5:30- Ku University

Poidunga!!!!!!!!

Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!

 

OK, Naalaikku State`la

First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!

 

 

Funny Student sms

Most funniest situation in student life.

V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says

PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..

 

 

`Kalamelam kalayadha ninaivugal…..

 

`Karpanayil karaindha nodigal…..

 

`Kalangaveitha nam natpin pirivugal

 

Ivai ellam ,

 

`Kadandhu vandha nam kallori naatkalin marayadha

 

“Nigalvugal”……

 

 

SEHWAG wife: en purusan narukkunu nalu shot adiparu appurum out ayyiduvaru.

SACHIN wife- en purasan shot adika arambicharna century podama nirutha mattaru.

GANGULY wife- en purusan silent ah irrunthalum , shot ellam violent ah irrukum.

DRAVID wife- en purusan shot adikkavum mattaru, out agavum mattaru, thadivi kitta irupparu

KUMBLE wife- ball a thaan thei theinu theikuraru, bat’a thukave mataru.

 

Source : Jokes SMS

Latest Funny SMS

MY dear friends – chanting this Mantra on road/bus/train/footpath

You get money again N again -“Money making spcl mantra”

 

“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”

“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”

 

Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho

to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai

jaise ….

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Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur

Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!

 

Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de….

Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!

 

Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye

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Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar

 

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?

Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.

Hubby: Kya kya liya?

Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies………funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

wife-husband-cartoon(3)

 

Wife : I have a good news and a bad news dear…..

Husband : I am very busy right now… Just give me good news only

Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new Ferrari Car…..

 

Ye waqt ki nazakat h

Bdalte doar ki majboori hai

ladko ko ko parathe

Aur

ladkiyo ko karaate

sikha bahut jaruri hai

If Girlfriend’s not Replying,

Try This.

Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”

She : “Haan Batao..?”

Then Say, “Rehne Do.”

Count Her Messages Now………………….

 

Funny Relationship Status-

Chalti Hai Gadi Udti Hai Dhoool Ek Ladki Ka Number Mila Vo Bhi Gaya Bhool…

Coz I am super Cool

happie-logo 1

Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gaya Phir pata chala, wo bahri hai……fresh funny sms

 

A very small love story 1st sight 1st love Girl with very cute eye I am tired of proposing that girl later on I came to know that girl was dump

 

Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladke

kabhi single nahi rahte….boys girls funny sms

 

1 Aurat ne tazi se aa rahe bus ko hath dekhkar roka

Driver ne achanak break mara aur poocha-kaha jana hai?

Aurat boli kahi nahi,

Chota becha bahut ro raha hai

Jara horn to bjaa do-poo poo poo poo

Interesting funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

 

Duniya ki sabse samghdaar wife kaha payi jati hai

only

only N only in serial of Star plus, Colours, &tv

 

Raaja Harischandra ki patni ne unse

ye sawal poochne ki galti kabhi nahi ki..

Me kesi laag rahi hu batoo to…

warna wo bhi Satyawadi nahi rahte…

Interesting funny sms for sharing on Facebook

 

Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche the

wo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya

 

Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jaye aajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar………..funny joke of the day in hindi

 

Friend- Yaar Tiya ne mughe-I love you text kar diya hai

kaya karun?

2 Friend-yaar sabse pehle screenshot le…1 print out bhi le le..

Ladkiya kaya pta kaab mukaar jaye

Aur bandhu yahe sms tumko usnke Mushtanda Bhai aur “kharus baap” se

bechayega na…..clean funny sms

 

Cute to mai bechpan se he hu jab me peda huwa taab mummy to kaya, nurso ko bhi mazbur kar diya tha chummi lene ko!!

Source : Jokes SMS

 

 

Latest Funny SMS Collection

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-

Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..

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Branded T-Shirt hai..

Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.

Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.

eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

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Labon ki sersarahat se.

badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.

Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.

Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.

K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.

Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.

YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.

Bublo:mis me btaon..?

Miss: very good.bato..

Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.

Shamo:mis me btaon..?

Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D

Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)

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During The Match

Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:

Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..

Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..

Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window

Se Dekha,

Socho GOLU Kya

Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy

Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…

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Source : Jokes SMS

FUNNY Jokes SMS

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New Morning+New Aim+New Achievement+Ur Dedication+Commitment=Success Just do it & win it Good Morning HaVe A lUcKy SuNdAy. …

Source : Jokes SMS

Cool Jokes SMS Collection

Following is the collection of latest Jokes SMS. Lets Enjoy this new collettion and share with your friends and relatives.

1.
Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?
Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.

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2.
Ques – Santa ne aag mein jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai kyun ?
Ans – Kunki sabi 7 log FIREMEN they.

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3.
Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Don’t worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

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4.
Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi.. 🙂

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5.
GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi’
GADHA Paani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???
Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai…
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6.
1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
GF- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata

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Source : Jokes SMS