Bandr Bhi sms parhnay lage hai _ Funny SMS Jokes

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo

Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo

Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera

Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

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Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausum Howa Suhana

Wa Wa Wa Wa

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mosam Howa Sohana

Bandar B SMS Parhnay Lagae,

Educated Howa Zamana

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Mere Sugar Se Mithey

Milk Se Gorey

Asmaan Se Oonchay

Samandar Se Gehre

Baraf Se Thanday

Aag Se Garam

Or

Sab Se Be-Sharam

Dost

Kabhi To Msg Kia Karo

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Dushman Chahy

Jitna Be Acha Dost Ban Jaey Us

Per Aitbar Na Karo

Kuon K Pani Ko Chahy Jitna Be Garam Karlo

Aag Bhujanay K

Liay Kafi Hota Hai..

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Q: Ghairat Kia Hai..?

A: Ghairat Wo Cheez Hai

Jo Agar Ap Ko Aa Jaye To

Mera Inbox Kabhi

Bhi Khali Na Rahey…

 

 

{Source: Jokes Sms}

College Life SMS

Tamil College Jokes

Top 5 High disappointing situations..

  1. Bestfriend with ur own figure.
  2. 10mark bit asked in 2mark.
  3. HOD sitting near u on tour.
  4. Super figure crossin u, when u r wit ur dad.
  5. Teachers distributing ur testpaper infront of ur Junior girl/boy students….

Enna koduma sir ithu..

 

 

Kanner Thuli

Intha Ulagathula

” Unmaiyana paasathuku, kadaisi ‘parisu’

yethu Theriuma,

” kaneer ”

Thuli Than”….

 

 

Good night friends…

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

 

Student : Puriyala sir.

 

Good night friends!.

 

 

College sms

 

Most funniest situation in student life.

 

V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says

 

PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..

 

 

Funny College Sms

University First vara IDEA:

3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu

Brush Pannittu Kulliraa

Irundhaalum Kullinga….

 

4:30 Mani Aayidum

Ammaavai Yezhupinaa

Coffee-yo Tea-yo

Tharuvaanga

 

5 Manikku Kellambi

5:30- Ku University

Poidunga!!!!!!!!

Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!

 

OK, Naalaikku State`la

First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!

 

 

Funny Student sms

Most funniest situation in student life.

V have no idea wat 2 rite in xam paper n supervisor cums up n says

PLz COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..

 

 

`Kalamelam kalayadha ninaivugal…..

 

`Karpanayil karaindha nodigal…..

 

`Kalangaveitha nam natpin pirivugal

 

Ivai ellam ,

 

`Kadandhu vandha nam kallori naatkalin marayadha

 

“Nigalvugal”……

 

 

SEHWAG wife: en purusan narukkunu nalu shot adiparu appurum out ayyiduvaru.

SACHIN wife- en purasan shot adika arambicharna century podama nirutha mattaru.

GANGULY wife- en purusan silent ah irrunthalum , shot ellam violent ah irrukum.

DRAVID wife- en purusan shot adikkavum mattaru, out agavum mattaru, thadivi kitta irupparu

KUMBLE wife- ball a thaan thei theinu theikuraru, bat’a thukave mataru.

 

Source : Jokes SMS