MY dear friends – chanting this Mantra on road/bus/train/footpath
You get money again N again -“Money making spcl mantra”
“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”
“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”
Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho
to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai
jaise ….
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Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur
Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!
Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de….
Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!
Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye
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Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar
Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?
Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.
Hubby: Kya kya liya?
Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies………funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp
Wife : I have a good news and a bad news dear…..
Husband : I am very busy right now… Just give me good news only
Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new Ferrari Car…..
Ye waqt ki nazakat h
Bdalte doar ki majboori hai
ladko ko ko parathe
Aur
ladkiyo ko karaate
sikha bahut jaruri hai
If Girlfriend’s not Replying,
Try This.
Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”
She : “Haan Batao..?”
Then Say, “Rehne Do.”
Count Her Messages Now………………….
Funny Relationship Status-
Chalti Hai Gadi Udti Hai Dhoool Ek Ladki Ka Number Mila Vo Bhi Gaya Bhool…
Coz I am super Cool
Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gaya Phir pata chala, wo bahri hai……fresh funny sms
A very small love story 1st sight 1st love Girl with very cute eye I am tired of proposing that girl later on I came to know that girl was dump
Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladke
kabhi single nahi rahte….boys girls funny sms
1 Aurat ne tazi se aa rahe bus ko hath dekhkar roka
Driver ne achanak break mara aur poocha-kaha jana hai?
Aurat boli kahi nahi,
Chota becha bahut ro raha hai
Jara horn to bjaa do-poo poo poo poo
Interesting funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp
Duniya ki sabse samghdaar wife kaha payi jati hai
only
only N only in serial of Star plus, Colours, &tv
Raaja Harischandra ki patni ne unse
ye sawal poochne ki galti kabhi nahi ki..
Me kesi laag rahi hu batoo to…
warna wo bhi Satyawadi nahi rahte…
Interesting funny sms for sharing on Facebook
Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche the
wo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya
Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jaye aajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar………..funny joke of the day in hindi
Friend- Yaar Tiya ne mughe-I love you text kar diya hai
kaya karun?
2 Friend-yaar sabse pehle screenshot le…1 print out bhi le le..
Ladkiya kaya pta kaab mukaar jaye
Aur bandhu yahe sms tumko usnke Mushtanda Bhai aur “kharus baap” se
bechayega na…..clean funny sms
Cute to mai bechpan se he hu jab me peda huwa taab mummy to kaya, nurso ko bhi mazbur kar diya tha chummi lene ko!!
Source : Jokes SMS
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