Latest Funny SMS

MY dear friends – chanting this Mantra on road/bus/train/footpath

You get money again N again -“Money making spcl mantra”

 

“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”

“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”

 

Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho

to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai

jaise ….

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Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur

Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!

 

Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de….

Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!

 

Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye

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Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar

 

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?

Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.

Hubby: Kya kya liya?

Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies………funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

wife-husband-cartoon(3)

 

Wife : I have a good news and a bad news dear…..

Husband : I am very busy right now… Just give me good news only

Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new Ferrari Car…..

 

Ye waqt ki nazakat h

Bdalte doar ki majboori hai

ladko ko ko parathe

Aur

ladkiyo ko karaate

sikha bahut jaruri hai

If Girlfriend’s not Replying,

Try This.

Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”

She : “Haan Batao..?”

Then Say, “Rehne Do.”

Count Her Messages Now………………….

 

Funny Relationship Status-

Chalti Hai Gadi Udti Hai Dhoool Ek Ladki Ka Number Mila Vo Bhi Gaya Bhool…

Coz I am super Cool

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Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gaya Phir pata chala, wo bahri hai……fresh funny sms

 

A very small love story 1st sight 1st love Girl with very cute eye I am tired of proposing that girl later on I came to know that girl was dump

 

Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladke

kabhi single nahi rahte….boys girls funny sms

 

1 Aurat ne tazi se aa rahe bus ko hath dekhkar roka

Driver ne achanak break mara aur poocha-kaha jana hai?

Aurat boli kahi nahi,

Chota becha bahut ro raha hai

Jara horn to bjaa do-poo poo poo poo

Interesting funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

 

Duniya ki sabse samghdaar wife kaha payi jati hai

only

only N only in serial of Star plus, Colours, &tv

 

Raaja Harischandra ki patni ne unse

ye sawal poochne ki galti kabhi nahi ki..

Me kesi laag rahi hu batoo to…

warna wo bhi Satyawadi nahi rahte…

Interesting funny sms for sharing on Facebook

 

Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche the

wo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya

 

Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jaye aajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar………..funny joke of the day in hindi

 

Friend- Yaar Tiya ne mughe-I love you text kar diya hai

kaya karun?

2 Friend-yaar sabse pehle screenshot le…1 print out bhi le le..

Ladkiya kaya pta kaab mukaar jaye

Aur bandhu yahe sms tumko usnke Mushtanda Bhai aur “kharus baap” se

bechayega na…..clean funny sms

 

Cute to mai bechpan se he hu jab me peda huwa taab mummy to kaya, nurso ko bhi mazbur kar diya tha chummi lene ko!!

Source : Jokes SMS

 

 

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