Latest Funny SMS

MY dear friends – chanting this Mantra on road/bus/train/footpath

You get money again N again -“Money making spcl mantra”

 

“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”

“bhagwan ke naam paar de de Baba”

 

Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho

to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai

jaise ….

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Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur

Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!

 

Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de….

Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!

 

Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye

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Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar

 

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?

Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.

Hubby: Kya kya liya?

Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies………funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

wife-husband-cartoon(3)

 

Wife : I have a good news and a bad news dear…..

Husband : I am very busy right now… Just give me good news only

Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new Ferrari Car…..

 

Ye waqt ki nazakat h

Bdalte doar ki majboori hai

ladko ko ko parathe

Aur

ladkiyo ko karaate

sikha bahut jaruri hai

If Girlfriend’s not Replying,

Try This.

Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau Yaar.?”

She : “Haan Batao..?”

Then Say, “Rehne Do.”

Count Her Messages Now………………….

 

Funny Relationship Status-

Chalti Hai Gadi Udti Hai Dhoool Ek Ladki Ka Number Mila Vo Bhi Gaya Bhool…

Coz I am super Cool

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Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gaya Phir pata chala, wo bahri hai……fresh funny sms

 

A very small love story 1st sight 1st love Girl with very cute eye I am tired of proposing that girl later on I came to know that girl was dump

 

Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladke

kabhi single nahi rahte….boys girls funny sms

 

1 Aurat ne tazi se aa rahe bus ko hath dekhkar roka

Driver ne achanak break mara aur poocha-kaha jana hai?

Aurat boli kahi nahi,

Chota becha bahut ro raha hai

Jara horn to bjaa do-poo poo poo poo

Interesting funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp

 

Duniya ki sabse samghdaar wife kaha payi jati hai

only

only N only in serial of Star plus, Colours, &tv

 

Raaja Harischandra ki patni ne unse

ye sawal poochne ki galti kabhi nahi ki..

Me kesi laag rahi hu batoo to…

warna wo bhi Satyawadi nahi rahte…

Interesting funny sms for sharing on Facebook

 

Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche the

wo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya

 

Jinki shkal dekhkar shisha tut jaye aajkal unka bhi 2-4 setting hai had ho gaye yaar………..funny joke of the day in hindi

 

Friend- Yaar Tiya ne mughe-I love you text kar diya hai

kaya karun?

2 Friend-yaar sabse pehle screenshot le…1 print out bhi le le..

Ladkiya kaya pta kaab mukaar jaye

Aur bandhu yahe sms tumko usnke Mushtanda Bhai aur “kharus baap” se

bechayega na…..clean funny sms

 

Cute to mai bechpan se he hu jab me peda huwa taab mummy to kaya, nurso ko bhi mazbur kar diya tha chummi lene ko!!

Source : Jokes SMS

 

 

Latest Funny SMS Collection

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-

Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..

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Branded T-Shirt hai..

Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

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Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya Allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.

Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.

eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

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Labon ki sersarahat se.

badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.

Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.

Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.

K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.

Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.

YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.

Bublo:mis me btaon..?

Miss: very good.bato..

Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.

Shamo:mis me btaon..?

Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D

Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)

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During The Match

Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:

Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..

Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..

Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window

Se Dekha,

Socho GOLU Kya

Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy

Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…

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Source : Jokes SMS